Let's face it, wellness is a distraction at best and a grift at worst, so you want our advice? Buy a slick bomber like the 'Wellness Acid’, drop its namesake and scope out your local doof (the kids are alright!). The pros are that you’ll look deadly, and at least you’ll know whether your ‘wellness’ is working or not (can you feel anything?)

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100% Nylon With Polyester Wadding